My Little Helper

Today when I picked Jack up from school, I noticed on his daily sheet that it said he was a great helper.  On the way home, I asked him about it:

Me: Jack, were you a good helper today at school?

Jack: I helped pass out the napkins (is what I thought I heard).

Me: You passed out the napkins?!  That's great!

Jack: No, I didn't help pass out the napkins.  Taylor passed out the napkins.

Me: Oh.  What did you do then? (expecting something like, "I passed out the cups," or "I helped clean up."

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Jack: I ate cookies.

Lovely.  Perhaps his teachers were mistaken.